So you think you can kill auditions

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Welcome ladies and gents, to "So you think you can kill" Season One! A number of people will share their best kills here, an those with the best, funniest, bloodiest or otherwise fantastic kill will win the contest and get his/her heart's desire; A LIKE FROM HERMAEUS_MORA!!!

Begin!

 

[i K33L n0085]

I tossed Mercer Fray off the giant snow elf statue using Vampyric Grip.

 

[MushroomGenius]

I killed Grelod the Kind with a cup launched from her dining table using telekinesis.

.. then I Dead Thrall'd her body back to the Aretino kid's house in Windhelm. ​

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Noobs; The judges give you.....

Spoiler

A 7!

The judges like it that you used a special force!

mushroom! The judges give you....

Spoiler

An 8.5!

the audience loved how you used a cup, to state drinking kills. They also like you made the poor kid see what he did!

 

[Calcelmo]

I cast Fury on the cow in Whiterun causing it to kill Nazeem. He had it coming.

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

The Judges give you...

Spoiler

A 9.5!

Everybody loved it, ESPECIALLY because it was Nazeem!

 

[Kaleia]

I killed a bunny.
With an arrow.
While both of us were running.

 

[T1d3]

I was fighting a dragon in winterhold and I got it to the point where it could no longer fly, and it was on top of one of the college towers, so I hid and used throw voice shout and it walked right off the tower and plummeted to its death in the ghost sea

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Kaleia:
The judges give you...

Spoiler

An 8.5!

That's some mad skills, yo!


T: The judges give you;

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An 8!

The judges love deception of this grade. Great creativity right there.

 

[Khaos the Argonian]

I have two that come to mind.
~At Arcwind Point I Fus-Ro-Dah'd a draugr deathlord down a flight of stairs killing the contingent of skeletons that were coming up. the deathlord died at some point as he rolled.

~I kept casting Mayhem and Rally in Riften. The dead included Grelka, Haelga, Aerin, Grelod the Kind, Several Guards, Maul, Snilf, and Harlald Law-Giver.

 

[Tonmax]

I fell off a ledge with my bow drawn and it shot hitting a bandit 10 feet away.

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

#1
The judges give you...

Spoiler

A 7!

smooth move, Holmes.

#2
The judges give you...

Spoiler

A 6!

a bit too easy, and admit it. Less awesome than Nazeem getting cow-killed.

Tonmax;
The Judges give you;

Spoiler

A 7.5!

Luck is a powerful weapon. Use it well.

 

[MMZephyr]

I executed almost all my assassin kills in public without getting a bounty by using fury to make them attack me first.

If that's not specific enough... I fought two blood dragons in a row using a long bow and fire breath shout, and a few health potions.

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Zephyr;
The Judges give you;

Spoiler

A combined number of...

Spoiler

A 7.5!

skilled, but not very creative.

 

[Arthur Swift-Sword]

Decpitated Cicero and dropped his head in the flaming kettle.

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

Arthur;
The judges give you;

Spoiler

3 lifetimes in jail and the electric chair after! Blasphemer!

 

[Arthur Swift-Sword]

Arthur;
The judges give you;

Spoiler

3 lifetimes in jail and the electric chair after! Blasphemer!

Thats gruesome...

 

[MMZephyr]

Oh god I hate cicero. His voice is always in my head now :\

Let's be honest, did ANYONE let him live?

 

[Hermaeus_Mora]

To be honest? No.

 

[TheDovahkiin]

Shot a guard in the knee with an arrow.