Story that never ends..

[Chowder138]

The war of the Holds turns into a dance battle, where all the Jarls bust some cool moves to Rap and Rock.

And suddenly, Nelkir (or whoever it is that talks to Mephala) hears that Balgruuf is dancing and runs in to slay him.

 

[Squirrel_killer-]

And suddenly, Nelkir (or whoever it is that talks to Mephala) hears that Balgruuf is dancing and runs in to slay him.

With a cup full of gems.

 

[Gunnbjorn]

However, Nelkir gets distracted, one of the Jarls is teaching everyone 'The Dougie'.

 

[carz101]

And then people start singing Their favorite songs and people break out the swords.

 

[Howarthee]

Which they promptly stick in the ground (hilt up) and start spinning around to see who can last the longest.

 

[carz101]

And then someone detonates a scroll of fireball and then all ks chaos.

 

[rederror]

And then the orc's all unite and begin their 1000 year war, the purpose of which, is...

 

[Howarthee]

...to take all the sweetrolls from Skyrim.

 

[xReese]

Then all of a sudden Balgruuf waves his swords in the air like he just doesn't care..

 

[Rizo67]

then all of a sudden a frost dragon comes in and chomps balgruuf's arm off because he didnt care! Then the dragon lands and spits the arm out and lands on...

 

[xReese]

A sharp pointy stick. then the arm starts gushing sweet and sour sauce while..

 

[Buffington Battle-Born]

Balgruuf still fights the dragon because he is badass. As the fight was happening...

 

[Snow D. Sorro]

2 more dragons showed up, and to make things worse...

 

[Blackdoom59]

A dragon priest comes as well , so Balgruuf decides to...

 

[Snow D. Sorro]

use him badasss voice to smack all of them in to the ground and all the way to oblivion, after that had been taken care of...

 

[Blackdoom59]

He goes to wank in the closest building.When he's almost finnished...

 

[butcherpete2277]

...a clearly lost cliff racer bursts through the window!

 

[Blackdoom59]

Balgruuf tries to explain , but the racer...

 

[Cave]

Balgruuf tries to explain , but the racer...

...Stared with great need for his beautiful oddly shaped...

 

[carz101]

Monkey, which had just walked in the room