Story that never ends..

[PatmanIsAwesome716]

This caused my bounty in Whiterun to go up so high that I was no longer able to talk with the Jarl to continue the main quest line.

My highest bouty was 1,000 and some change in Riften lol.

 

[Jay-1410]

So I helped the deadric instead...

 

[Ilya]

(IM NOT WEARING ANY!!! were through. lol.)

By telling boethiah to go fluff herself while doing the running man with a sacraficial dagger....


( thats what you think...muahaha! )

 

[Shew]

The return of Bunny tosser 3000 singing a song of his people and it goes .... "Everyday I'm shuffling shuffling..."

 

[The Twitchy Cat]

But that stuff was ahead of their time so they tossed him out...

 

[Ilya]

^for thinking he's batman...

 

[Flashdynamite]

tis mikael the bard, frolicking with a tavern wench..

 

[Rekamennos]

the tavern wench eats a toad, and magically gains herpes, but fights them off with magical cures of nothingness, to which mikael the bard takes the tavern wench to the city and has her healed by one of the nine (yes I worship talos biotches) divine cure her of all diseases, and then they both randomly come across...

 

[Yukari Yakumo]

Lurbuk the Ork Minstrel
They then promptly perform the Black Sacrament.

Later: Astrid does the lottery and pulls their ticket!

 

[Kaine777999]

Due to the pure insanity of the situation Sithis himself appears, screaming obscenities and throwing empty bottles of wine at everyone involved.

 

[King o' the Britains]

he gets a 3.5 gold bounty by doing so, when

 

[The Twitchy Cat]

A guard feels something is wrong and comes running all the way from Whiterun, hoping to collect a bounty of 3.5 gold he somehow immediately knew about...

 

[Sara Mackken]

A drunk bard stood up and started singing.
"Everywhere I gooo, dragons always know. "
P.s. the bard was the dragonborn
P.p.s. sithis is a fox in a costume

 

[DarK StaR]

Then he challanged you to a fist fight for 100 gold and punches a guard and suddenly all of skyrim is after him for his 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 bounty

 

[Kichiro]

He then goes to the jail along with you in Riften and you and the bard discover power leveling pickpocketing!

 

[carz101]

And then the Jarl of Winterhold rides in on his horse and attacks the Jarl of Riften, starting a war between the holds.

 

[DarK StaR]

then you become a nightangle of stealth and sneak away

 

[~Lady Dovakiin]

And you mount a purple mammoth that proceeds to fly you to the throat of the world...

 

[King o' the Britains]

but glitches and falls down while

 

[carz101]

The war of the Holds turns into a dance battle, where all the Jarls bust some cool moves to Rap and Rock.