Story that never ends..

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

And soon all the people of Skyrim became hopeless and skinny and started wearing funky outfits to go shopping at Walmart

 

[shane595]

i realized i was hungry and starting fighting for the cheese as well

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

and realized that someone moved the cheese. Who Moved The Cheese ?

 

[J'Sabbah]

Your mum moved the cheese. Oh God... Not her again... Coming to embarrass me. FFS. I hope she doesn't start touching everyone again.

 

[HeavyMetal]

Dammit! How come you didn't tell me this cheese was so good!?

 

[Evina]

"The Cheese! The Cheese!" -shouted the people - "We must spread the message of the Holy Cheese of the Mother!"
But others believed in The Worst Coffee Ever... thus begin the great war of Cheese and Coffee.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

And like many wars based on religion, the Milk Drinkers, Meat Eaters, and Coffee Drinkers took up arms against each other... Only the Cheese Eaters, still undecided what to do about the moved cheese, remained at peace, as they were too lazy to move...

 

[Evina]

Soon the Milk Drinkers and the Coffe Drinkers united their forces, as they discovered: milk mixed with coffee isn't that bad as the coffee itself.
Meanwhile in the Meat Eaters camp...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

They all rebelled at the Church for the Jarl's proclamation of Fish Friday's...

 

[Nocte Aeterna]

...But the church was having a catfish fry. Coincidentally, the day was also Friday.

 

[Shew]

Bunny Tosser 3000, now fully restored to his original form, says...


out of character: who would have thought that bunny would have such a long history. everyone seems to like BT#3000

 

[Evina]

... I like fish sticks.

 

[Shew]

But not the ordinary fish sticks, the new Steak flavored ones they only sell in the high ends stores...

 

[Thomas Liu]

meanwhile, a new believe took place in Tamriel because the people have seen and believed that blessed are the cheese makers for they are divine and reflect the true spirits of the Nine Divines although some did grumble about not taking it too literally for makers of other dairy products should be equally divine.

 

[Shew]

Then the shrubery union got up in arms too, and started lobbying for their own diety.
Ni! But Ni had a problem with Skyrim and Arrows so....

 

[Thomas Liu]

the arrows were loosed, and found their mark inside the knees of all the cheese makers.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

and woke up after a three day binge of eating glowing mushrooms and smoking troll fat...

 

[Ordo]

But the Dragonborn woke up, realizing it was a dream, similar to the confusing movie with the wooden acting he had seen the year prior. When he walked out of Proudspire Manor, he was arrested for...

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

Having 20 kilos of moon sugar that he just picked up from the docks

 

[Rotceh]

After coming to the conclusion that the 20 kilos of moon sugar was a set up…. The dragonborn picks up a rock and draws up a plan on the prison wall to….