That awkward moment when...

[The Fallen Hero]

That awkward moment when you use Fireball on the Arch-Mage and don't get suspended but use Fire Breath and get suspended.

 

[Suleku]

That awkward moment when you escorting someone for moneys... only to find out he lured you to his lil camp of bandit friends and now wants you dead happened to me... had to paint the ground with their blood for messing with me like that lol

 

[treasurehunter]

That awkward moment when your own arrow flies into the air and impales your face. True story.

 

[D0MIN0]

I went to Winterhold one day to find it under seige by an elder dragon. Immediately I run to the rescue of the town. Then once the dragon is dead, there's this awkward moment where the guards arrest me because during my selfless defense of their city, one of my stray arrows impaled a chicken.

 

[Jet]

That awkward moment when you're crossing a knee-deep stream and look back to see your follower running off to use a bridge that you passed so long ago it's out of sight.

 

[Jet]

That awkward moment when a follower exclaims "Now that's impressive!" and you look about for several minutes, trying your best to figure out what it is that they saw.

 

[3v3r]

That awkward moment when you soul trap a bandit and don't have a soul gem large enough.

 

[Vraek]

That awkward moment when your storm/flame thralls start trying to kill slaughterfish when going near a river -.-

 

[Milk Drinker]

That awkward moment where your are trying to speak to an NPC and accidentally steal an apple. The once friendly NPC draws his axe and the fight is on!

 

[Phobos]

That awkward moment where your are trying to speak to an NPC and accidentally steal an apple. The once friendly NPC draws his axe and the fight is on!

Or when you take an item that doesnt have the red "Steal" label and you still get a bounty.

That awkward moment when you pick your controller up and accidentely press the trigger and fus roh dah the towns people.

 

[stephlaine4_32]

These are awesome- thanks for starting this thread, I've been laughing so hard!

* That awkward moment when your stray arrow hits your horse and your follower, obviously fearing for your life, kills it.
* .. when your looking over the edge of a cliff admiring the scenery and your follower pushes you over the edge.
* .. when you shout, not realizing that it's still set for the sprint, throw yourself off a mountain side.
* .. when you, in good fun, "wabbajock" your follower, expecting a chicken and instead get a dramora running after you.
* .. when your entertaining yourself by white water rafting down a series of waterfalls and land infront of a troll.

 

[D0MIN0]

Kinda like what Phobos said. That awkward moment when you shout expecting to whirlwind sprint and instead fus ro dah the innocent citizens

 

[Neriad13]

That awkward moment when you're walking to Ivarstead and just about to cross the bridge into town, when you suddenly see a stand of the worst-looking trees known to humankind. They're floating above the ground and look like a kid sketched them with crayons. As you're gawking in horror and awe among them, the game crashes.

This might just be the weirdest glitch I've ever witnessed. Better than a giant dropping out of the sky.

 

[mellojoe]

that awkward moment when a guard runs up to you and says "a guard might get nervous of a man who approaches with his sword drawn" while you are in the middle of fighting a dragon

 

[Hargood]

That Awkward Moment when you have accidentally clicked the Vendors Inventory menu instead of your own, and then realize you aren't selling your loot but buying all of his.

"Wow I had more stuff than I thought I did,...Oh wait... *facepalm*"

 

[bananban]

That awkward moment when Shadowmere kills your first Elder Dragon for you.

 

[Su8tle]

You go to pickpocket the heart out of a briarheart forsworn but accidentally pickpocket his wooden bowl instead. He spins around and frosts your ass.

He really liked that wooden bowl.

 

[Hope]

Bumping this back up, this was a fun thread, dont let it die!

 

[plopster]

that awkward moment when you go to suck someone's blood and they wake up

 

[bulbaquil]

That awkward moment when you walk outside of Whiterun only for a dead dragon corpse to materialize in front of you. A dragon that you never killed.

But at least I got free loot out of it.