The first rule everyone breaks

[ninthlite]

DON'T KILL THE CHICKEN.
Nords love their chickens, will kill you if you dare harm the chicken gods!

 

[xSuoiveDx]

Actually I've never killed the chicken.

 

[Zoridium JackL]

yeah, that was actually the first crime I committed, I was in the very first town (river-whatsit) and a chicken was in my way, I killed it without thinking, next thing I know I'm in jail.

 

[Arthur Dragon Born]

Actually I've never killed the chicken.

Same here.

 

[Maz]

Never killed one lol.

 

[Oren74]

Yes...don't choke the chicken...roger that

 

[Neriad13]

I never killed the chicken either. Or tried to kill children.

 

[Jamirus]

First time i saw that chicken i said "Thicken!!" in a really weird voice and killed it. I had to kill everybody in riverwood cause i didn't know leaving and coming back an hour later would stop them from attacking my. I think thats everybodys first crime.

 

[redrkt]

Have not killed any chickens nor any rabbits (for fear of the rabbit gods)

 

[Spellsword_Kale]

I hadn't killed a chicken, and the I learned what happened if you did, so I avoided killing chickens... but then I killed a chicken for lulz to see what happened and it is actually utterly terrifying O_O Getting mobbed by the entirety of Riverwood! One of the few times I've just reloaded, because Alvar killed me, lol.

(First crime I ever committed that I got caugt out for was stealing a book at the College. By accident.)

 

[Caponez0r]

Never killed a chicken too.
But I turned one into a Daedra once (thanks to wabbajack) then those people in ivarstead killed it

 

[Metas]

i talked about fight club once

 

[Scarecrow222]

My first crime was killing the little boys dog, stump. I didn't think they would do anything. And I sold wabbajack when I got it bc I didn't know what it did. Is there anyway to get it back?

 

[Mauli]

When I first started playing, I killed a chicken for fun and the townsfolk killed my @ss big time. What a surprise. I totally avoid chickens now.

 

[darla]

It was one of the first things I did when I started playing. It seemed harmless enough... Stoopid Nords and their chicken-lust!

 

[Thomas Liu]

Not sure if it was because I didn't download any patches until 1.4, but I killed one in the middle of the night, ate it too, without consequence.

 

[Su8tle]

My first crime was murder, but I'd easily get off with manslaughter 2 in a Skyrim court.

"Here I was, swinging my Warhammer one day, minding my own business and then BAM this woman popped out of no where and head butted my Warhammer. I swear that's what happened Jarl!"

 

[Scarecrow222]

^^^ LMAO

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I made chicken parmigiana one day - chicken with some of that cheese from the giants works wonders.

And yeah, as a newbie I arrowed a chicken only to find myself under arrest.

 

[Jeff the DragonBorn]

I think the SECOND rule everyone breaks is walking up to a giant as a noob to check it out. And moments later getting launched 35 feet in the air.