Which Wife should i choose?

[RedVideo]

Someone on Youtube made a series of videos where he would marry a woman and show the wedding and dialogue options that occur. You can "preview" you possible spouse here:
Skyrim Marriage Partner Guides [HD] - YouTube

Some wives will make a backhanded insults about your digs when they move in, others will be thrilled. Some, when asked for food, will suggest you should make it for them, others are delighted to provide for you.

Not an obvious choice, but Janessa from the Drunken Huntsman makes a very kind and loving wife. She is a pleasure to come home to. Put her in some Legendary Foresworn armor and she looks pretty good. She can go on quests with you and is fairly competent, plus she doesn't mind if you have a darker side or commit crimes.
After I had put her in some decent armor I pickpocket her old armor so she wouldn't revert back, consequently she attended the wedding in her underwear. She also wears her underwear around the house.

 

[Soar Tueth]

After I married Aela, I followed her around my manor to see what she would do at 11:30 PM. She went in the basement and slept in a bed fit for the housekarl. With a perfectly good bed upstairs in the master bedroom, I figured she bunk with me. I was soooo disapointed. Now I got a female housekarl. I lined them up on a bench to compare them. Close, but Aela still has the edge.

I went to the snooty, high elves' shoppe and tried to find something sexy: Nuttin'! I know, Victoria's Secret isn't franchised in Skyrim. Turns out, that Ancient Nord Armor is quite hot. My best bet is to find some, fortify and enchant it for her. Odd the dev gods made nothing more sultry.

 

[SGT_Sky]

After I married Aela, I followed her around my manor to see what she would do at 11:30 PM. She went in the basement and slept in a bed fit for the housekarl. With a perfectly good bed upstairs in the master bedroom, I figured she bunk with me. I was soooo disapointed.Now I got a female housekarl. I lined them up on a bench to compare them. Close, but Aela still has the edge.

I went to the snooty, high elves' shoppe and tried to find something sexy: Nuttin'! I know, Victoria's Secret isn't franchised in Skyrim. Turns out, that Ancient Nord Armor is quite hot. My best bet is to find some, fortify and enchant it for her. Odd the dev gods made nothing more sultry.

try putting her in forsworn armor, or tavern clothes

 

[Rudolf]

ok but i know this is of topic but i cant find lydia
1. Im thane of whiterun
2. I never talked to her
3. She went Poof the next day



HELP ME FIND HER

 

[Serebro Moniker]

She's either in Dragonsreach or Breezehome.
God, spellchecker did not like that sentence.

 

[Mathew]

ok but i know this is of topic but i cant find lydia
1. Im thane of whiterun
2. I never talked to her
3. She went Poof the next day



HELP ME FIND HER

If you need to find her, go to the castle place and she would be sitting at a table.

 

[Rudolf]

nope not there either not at the table nor breezehome

 

[Mathew]

Try waiting there for a few hours. Unless she died in a tragic accident or some crap.

 

[Rudolf]

found her she popped up dead at my wedding a few seconds ago. with her eyes open.

 

[Serebro Moniker]

...creepy.

 

[Rudolf]

thats what i said when she then glitched and slowly sank down into the ground while staring at me

 

[Mathew]

How disappointing. She was dead but still tried her best to get to the wedding. D:

 

[Rudolf]

yes but i got so freaked out because she dropped from the ceiling and killed my wife

 

[Mathew]

Y'know what is most disappointing part is? She is a jealous and horrible liar, you don't kill other peoples wifes and she is swan to carry your burdens, she can't do that when she's dead can she?!

 

[Rudolf]

she freaked me out even more she appeared in my bed at breezehome with only her shield on

 

[Mathew]

Ok... Now I think you're plopsting me c,c

 

[Rudolf]

nope because i looted her body for some gold i took her aromor and left her shield because i didnt feel like being over weight

 

[RedVideo]

I know, Victoria's Secret isn't franchised in Skyrim.

Most Skyrim women look pretty good in Foresworn armor. The trick is to improve it high enough that they will replace their current armor, that takes some blacksmith skill (and potions).

"Savior's Hide" (a quest reward) is supposed to look pretty good, too, but I botched the quest and didn't get it.

As I mentioned above, take a follower, equip them with something good enough that they swap out of their old stuff. Pickpocket the old stuff so they can't change back. Then you can go back to the "Trade something" dialog, take the fancy armor back, and voila! Nekked followers.*

*Individual results may vary.

 

[Mathew]

Wow, she must be a witch! Throw her in a lake and she wont come back!

 

[Rudolf]

to heavy to pick up so ima just leave her there for my familiar