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Most annoying NPC?

Darrell Goodliffe

Darrell Goodliffe

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Maurice Jondrelle has to be it for me so far....god how many times when completing the Blessings of Nature did I just want to turn into a werewolf and make him a doggy snack surprise? I bet the clown is quite annoying too......who is it for you?
 
Every time I walk into Belethor's shop in Whiterun it takes every ounce of my self control not to kill him. Snide, smug, arrogant little insect I'd love nothing more than to step on.
 
i hate nazeem and belethor, but probably nazeem the most! i swear to god, every time he makes some snidey comment, i save the game and start stabbing the crap outta him. at least belethor has a shop and serves you, and actually has some kind of purpose. nazeem just wanders around the place making condescending comments to everyone. whiterun would be a much happier place without him in my opinion :D oh, and i hate braith too, snotty little brat.
 
Belethor's shop is a curse. He's the only one in Whiterun that will buy dragon bones, so I'm in there regularly to sell off any surpluses I may have. This both forces me into contact with him, and gives a compelling reason to spare his disgusting life.

Nazeem's annoying, but I have no cause to interact with him. Besides, I'm sure that angry frump of a wife he has puts him in line every time he's stupid enough to go home.
 
It's Nazeem for me. He's just so condescending... for no reason! I like to think of clever ways to kill him.
 
Belathor is incredibly annoying. I freaking hate Nazeem. "do you get to the cloud district often? Oh what am I saying of course not." his wife has it right though. " If you're looking for my husband Nazeem check the Jarls backside. That's where he usually stuffs himself these days. But you guys are forgetting the worst. That kid in dragonsreach who says "Anoher wanderer here to lick my fathers boots. Good for you.". God I wish you could hurt kids in this game.
 
That kid in dragonsreach who says "Anoher wanderer here to lick my fathers boots. Good for you.". God I wish you could hurt kids in this game.
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Yes, but you eventually win the lad over and he changes his tune (and you never have to hear that again.) Unlike that little beast Braith, who still threatens to beat you up even after you do the quest related to her...


Why is Whiterun home to most of the annoying characters in the game?
 
and before anyone gets all butthurt and OMG YOU SHOULDNT THINK ABOUT HURTING KIDS - relax. it's a game. i wouldn't even squash a fly in real life, can you imagine me hurting a kid? dont think so. but in the game? IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU! *sword to the chest* :D
 
EleanorUnicorn said:
and before anyone gets all butthurt and OMG YOU SHOULDNT THINK ABOUT HURTING KIDS - relax. it's a game. i wouldn't even squash a fly in real life, can you imagine me hurting a kid? dont think so. but in the game? IM NOT AFRAID OF YOU! *sword to the chest* :D
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I find it funny that I was more appalled at this post than your first.

The "children" in Skyrim aren't really children, they're demons in disguise. Fact.
 
Cicero.
Lillith Maiden-Loom, because at least Maven has the power to back up her smugness.
Cicero.
Olfina Grey-Mane. Yes, I can stand the sight of a strong Nord woman. Have you met my wife Lydia?
Cicero.

...freaking Cicero!
EleanorUnicorn said:
*sword to the chest* :D
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Wait, sword through your chest or someone else's? Because I definitely wouldn't mess with someone who could pull off the former.
 
Janus3003 said:
Cicero.
Lillith Maiden-Loom, because at least Maven has the power to back up her smugness.
Cicero.
Olfina Grey-Mane. Yes, I can stand the sight of a strong Nord woman. Have you met my wife Lydia?
Cicero.

...freaking Cicero!

Wait, sword through your chest or someone else's? Because I definitely wouldn't mess with someone who could pull off the former.
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Cicero would definatly be on my list too....mad as a sackful of monkeys
 
Cicero is awesome! How could you possibly think about hurting him other than to get his awesome jester armor and ebony dagger? He's the only one that gives a s**t that your the listener. Plus, other than Sheogorath, he's the most entertaining person to talk too.

For me, I'd have to say Heimskr, he's like that guy from the Oxi Clean commercial, his only tone is yelling. My dagger tends to find Hiemskr's neck on every playthrough.
 
i K33L n0085 said:
Cicero is awesome! How could you possibly think about hurting him other than to get his awesome jester armor and ebony dagger? He's the only one that gives a s**t that your the listener. Plus, other than Sheogorath, he's the most entertaining person to talk too.
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His voice is irritating beyond belief. Honestly, I'd rather listen Heimskr's dialogue looped than Cicero's. One-shotting Cicero and dumping his body in a fire pit was my favorite part of the Dark Brotherhood quests.
 
OH GOD. the guy who does the voice for farengar the wizard, and all the other characters he voices, has to be the worst and most annoying voice actor EVER. for reals, it hurts my ears to listen to what he has to say all the way through..

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