Skyrim philosophies

[GratuitousViolets]

Had a thought about these while roaming about.

* you can't steal from an empty dresser.
* an empty barrel will always be empty.


They seemed like things the NPCS should be saying like quoted philosophy lol.

What Skyrim philosophies and sayings do you have?

 

[Lady Redpool the Unlifer]

A sword on a rack spills no blood.
You can't be killed, if you can't be found
Magic is great, but n axe still works when you're out of magicka

 

[GratuitousViolets]

Dragons fly. Horses don't.

 

[Twiffle]

I saw this and wondered if it may be of interest:
http://thelarrygreen.hubpages.com/h...-the-Mystery-Babylon-series-by-William-Cooper

 

[Torok]

Dragons fly. Horses don't.

But horses climb mountains.

 

[DestroyerDevourMaster]

An arrow a day keeps the hold guards away.

 

[DarkRaiden]

If you hide your face with a mask, how do the guards still know it's you?

 

[Brewman]

If it moves kill it

 

[Wildroses]

Cherish your equipment and weaponry until you find something better.

If you aren't using it, you don't need it as much as you need gold.

You can never have enough gold.

 

[Epic Keith]

YOMO - You Only Marry Once

There are two things that defy physics; Gods and Horses

 

[Rimfaxe96]

Dragons fly. Horses don't.

There goes your philosophy.

 

[Epic Keith]

^ EPIC WIN!

You know you've had enough Skooma, when horses start flyin'!

 

[Twiffle]

What good are fish when you have to eat them alone .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Klimmek,

 

[raido KASAI]

Kill them before they kill you.

 

[DrunkenMage]

"Altmer. They act all high and mighty until you leave them in a pool of their own blood." - Owyn, Arena Blademaster

 

[Rimfaxe96]

"Altmer. They act all high and mighty until you leave them in a pool of their own blood." - Owyn, Arena Blademaster

Dude, Skyrim philosophies. This one's from Oblivion. still true of course

 

[DrunkenMage]

Dude, Skyrim philosophies. This one's from Oblivion. still true of course

 

[Dinean]

Don't eat the canis root.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold? Gold has no weight.

Am I invisible when I drink an invisibility potion? Or is everyone else wearing a bucket on their head?

 

[elias]

You know what's wrong with skyrim these days?

 

[Epic Keith]

Don't eat the canis root.
What weighs more? A pound of feathers or a pound of gold? Gold has no weight.

Am I invisible when I drink an invisibility potion? Or is everyone else wearing a bucket on their head?

Well actually they both weigh the same. PHYSICS!!!!!