A list of truth's every skyrim player knows.

[Corey]

Bears = Elder Dragons. Both > every other creature in Skyrim.

 

[dragonborn---]

>You have been traveling and you didn't noticed you've wasted 3 days on Skyrim and in RL its only been a half hour.

 

[Wolf]

Mountain in your way? Just jump up it!

 

[Divinity]

"So, you wish to master the arcane arts? I figured you for a mage"
"No, I just want a some soul gems.....No arcane arts for me thanks.......<.<"

 

[Ender]

If you accidentally sweep a random farm animal during a dragon fight. Don't worry you may have saved the town but they're still going to arrest you.

 

[Umbranar]

-We all know that Lydia is a whining b**** but most of us love her all the same.
-Children are demi-gods and are immortal, yet you can Fus-Ro-Dah them around down if you like.
-Destruction magic is less destructive as the name suggests.
-Horses are freaking slow.
-Stormcloak titles are kinda strange.."bone-breaker" excuse me sir, im slicing throats from behind.
-(Minor Spoiler alert?) Ulfric is a dick untill later on.

(could go on and on and on and on)

 

[skindog]

A guard might get nervous if a man has his weapons drawn!

And when it's a woman, the way he says it sounds incredibly suggestive
He says it in a way that makes him sound like he's into kinky plops, like warhammers. Kinda unsettling :/

 

[BlackRat]

Never, EVER play poker with a bandit.
They always have an ace in their boot.

If your'e sneaking into a fort and get spotted by 4 enemies... run around the corner and duck. They must have been seeing things.

 

[Titanburner]

You'll never feel welcome anywhere, because everyone always lets you know, "You never should've come here!"

 

[Kurrus]

Belethor would sell his mother and sister if it meant making a profit!

 

[HrlQuinn]

We all love cabbage.

 

[brandon]

If you accidentally sweep a random farm animal during a dragon fight. Don't worry you may have saved the town but they're still going to arrest you.

or kill you.

 

[brandon]

Belethor would sell his mother and sister if it meant making a profit!

or buy yours if you wanted to sell them

 

[Ebony Knight]

The most effective means of identifying an ingredient's side effects is sticking it in your mouth.

 

[Kurrus]

You can scale down a nearly vertical cliff with no problem, yet have trouble walking up a small incline.

 

[I_I_Z_I_I]

All guards have been shot in the knee yet still walk around fine and is stronger than a blood dragon.

 

[Beodix]

Lydia has a bad feeling about Forts, Caves, Abandoned Temples, Dwarven Ruins, Cairns, and Burial Grounds.

 

[NobleSorian]

No, we are not interested in your potions and ingredients, we just want to drop this junk off and get paid for it....what's that? only 500 gold? why did I wait through a load screen again?

 

[Wanderer]

Adrianne does more for her father than anyone realizes.

 

[BlackRat]

Bees are stupid.
...and so is their honey.